im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
(via ollietwist)
My pro-life friend has always argued with me about abortions, and one of her arguments is that there is always adoption.
Well, turns out she’s a huge fucking hypocrite. Today, she went on to her friends facebook, and tried to make her feel guilty for giving her child up for…
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
(via wilderebellion)
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
(via mad-hoe)
(Source: lickypickystickyme, via whirlybirds-and-fish-tits)
*busts through the wall* i heard someone talking shit about cartoons
(via frickmyhotbuns)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
(Source: pleatedjeans, via zare-bear)
